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Friday, September 19, 2008

Ny number one man is home



My boy is home! He's tired and clingy but doing well. I missed him so much and am thrilled to have my canine companion back. His daddy is on his way home from Iraq at the moment so soon I'll have a house full of all my favorite men.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Fancy Pants


I am officially a published author as of Friday in the Journal of Language Policy (September 2008) 7, 217-235 . I realize that it is likely that not a single person not forced by me will actually read what I have written, but I don't care. I got a giddy feelings when I saw my name on the author line and I may have squealed, but only Skippy can confirm or deny that. I have walked around the planet feeling really special since then.

One might ask, how does a published author who lives alone in the burbs pass her leisure time? She eats bruschetta made with basil from her herb garden, fancy fresh mozzarella cheese from Whole Foods wrapped in prosciutto, and sips Pinot Noir a she listens to world music night on NPR. I would guess some of you think I'm completely obnoxious and maybe just a little snotty for telling you this. Don't judge me just yet. What you don't know is that the bread the bruschetta is on came from Sam's Club (I KNOW, I know the evils of Walmart, but I'm an Army wife and a grad student so back off), the Pinot Noir cost less than $9 a bottle, and my dog regularly pisses on the herbs in my herb garden. So as you can see I'm really not that fancy pants at all. I simply have a lot of time on my hands since my husband is off fighting the global war on terror and I'm procrastinating. I'm just trying demonstrate that in this post-modern society all is not what it seems.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

general discontent


I have not taken the time to blog in a very long time. My "animo" has been very low during this time and my tendency is to burrow and want everyone to leave me the hell alone when I feel this way.

After a lovely, lovely vacation abroad I sadly got walloped with real life in the form of summer school and very discouraging news about my proposed dissertation topic. I sulked for a long, long time over the criticisms I received about my topic and it was really not until yesterday evening that I did any work in earnest. I did make a list of reasons to stay in grad school vs. reasons to quit grad school the other day and have looked at it several times since its creation.

My poor sweet Skippy tore his ACL at the Bark Park on Friday chasing squirrels. He's having surgery on Monday and has to stay at the animal hospital for 3 days. I am already missing him. Ray thinks there is some significance in the fact that Skippy and the quarterback of the Patriots sustained the same injury. Who even knew football had started for another season? Plus we KNOW Skippy we do not actually personally know that man so focus, Ray, focus on the real issue here--our sweet dog is on addictive pain medication and is going to cost us a small fortune.

I'm also unsettled by the political situation in this country and the fact that I am surrounded by people altogether not like me. I read in the October issue of Glamour (do NOT even start, I know) a quote from Sen. John McCain that demonstrates what I mean. When asked about federally funded birth control programs he responded, "I would do everything I can to encourage abstinence among young women, and that we not have unwanted pregnancies." As a feminist there are so man places to begin my critique of this comment....how about with an obvious one, these young women do not impregnate themselves. I also just LOVE that somehow women and their bodies are once again the source of the "problem" at hand, unwanted pregnancies. Perhaps young boys might also benefit from such abstinence programs. Let's go back just one step, abstinence, abstinence, gosh WTF John McCain, are you really that old and out of touch! Those programs are sure working well when the teen pregnancy rate increased last year for the first time since the 1980s in the wake of increasingly more states adopting "conservative" sex education programs that only teach about and advocate for abstinence.

Before I go shower and head off to what else, my feminist theory class, I would like to just mention that Sarah Palin does NOT meet any criteria for a feminist that I have ever know (having a vagina is not required nor does it make a feminist by the way). Maybe I should be happy that at least the word feminist is spoken in the media these days, but I am not since the definition of the term and the varied aims of feminists all over the world are being distorted. I prefer to call her the anti-feminist. I guess she's the equivalent of the fat orange stripped cat to Skippy Lynch-my nemesis.